Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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