Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
please don't ironically join a cult
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