So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
