just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
