? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
