How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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