Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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