Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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