? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
okay pat passed out under dana's car
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Less talking, more tequila
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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