Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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