Dual....:-)
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
