He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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