hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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