i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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