Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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