What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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