So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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