if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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