Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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