If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
smell my finger.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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