Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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