would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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