I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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