i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We have started to decorate penises.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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