It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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