dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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