Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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