They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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