Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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