That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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