I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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