the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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