No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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