She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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