i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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