I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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