Do you still have your period?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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