Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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