South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
