The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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