even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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