I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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