a search helicopter?!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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