I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm passing your future prison.
it glows. i had to have it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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