U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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