omg, my stomach dropped when I read this because I thought someone posted MY text!! The first half of this post is exactly the same as mine...except for me, it ended with:
- "No, I'm not on my period. You just took my virginity.....ummmm."
-"Oh...."
-"Yeah, I thought you knew...."
God, now THAT was awkward.
11:53, unless you're referring to laminate flooring, that's "prego" and you can still get "prego" even while on your period, no matter what he tells you. Don't have sex when you're 15 or go to sex ed please.
6:32 I have a fuckin LG Xenon not even an iPhone or a BB and I can send like 5 pages of texts but it splits them up if they're not on the same carrier I think
PS- its more like you queef after sex cuz his dick isn't in there taking up the space anymore so when it goes out the air goes in and then... out again :P
it is actually pretty likely after sex from the air being pushed in during.
But yeah, that is seriously awkward.
Also, regarding length, I got a text a couple months ago that was nearly a novel from someone I don't know. Yes, a long text can be sent.
I queef in doggy style! The best style, but there's usually loud dirty talk and spanking so you can't hear it. lols.
Wear a condom during anal sex cause A: it's safer and B: he cant get shit on his actual dick.
I really don't get the thing against queefing. I mean I hate it when it happens but women generally have no control over it... it's just air... way less gross than farting. I've had it happen to me a few times after sex never during, and in this one yoga position... now that's embarrassing. The guy sounds like an overreacting douche.
i am not kidding right now, im from 954 and i could have sworn this was about me, except the awkward part, just broke up with her and ends up this was a while before it happend lol fuck me
That's impossible, quefing is when u shove ur dick into a vagina really fast and the air tries to escape\nSo unless there was someone else fucking her, she just farted
Submitted by
DundeeNorton
on May 25, 11 at 11:12pm
Well she could of had diarrhea'd all over your dick when she was cumming.. So I'd count it as a win. And besides, every guy has to earn his "red wings" at some point. Welcome to the club. You're a man now. And just take a shower. NBD
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