He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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