yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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