Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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