I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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