i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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