Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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