Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
